voltaires:

me and the girls

the girls: I HSHEVFIJVJS CBO Y YDHCB

me: DJNDKWNF IFFJ?

the girls: JFJFJ IWIFHDJV

me: IFJFUUFIWOEOEJ!!!!!!

flovvright:

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

gaymigration-deactivated2016100:

I have anxiety

accio-shitpost:

honestly ginny/luna is the shipping hill i will die on

transsexuallesbian:

distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

probablybadrpgideas:

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.

Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

takeafuckingsipgabe:

Realizing it’s not romance that I hate but overdone straight relationships with zero chemistry built on a slew of misogynistic tropes was like a huge revelation for me